every morning when i check the news i look forward to the 'weird headlines' section of the hawaiichannel.com's main page. today i found this link and while amusing, i still don't understand how there is such a huge 'evil squirrel' following. i personally like squirrels. i mean, look at him, he's harmless! seb has long been a squirrel hater and turned solomon against them at an early age. oh well, if they are evil, at least we're safe from them here.
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Squirrels are the henchmen of satan. Sure, they look all cute when they're hopping or standing still. But have you ever seen a squirrel WALK? They're positively creepy! It's unnatural. Squirrels are the most vindictive furry mammals out there. I speak from experience here. They're still kinda cute, though.
I call squirrels 'treerats'.
-jamin
"Squirrel Fishing: A new approach to rodent performance evaluation"
by Nikolas Gloy and Yasuhiro Endo
Division of Engineering and Applied Sciences
Harvard Uninersity
http://www.eecs.harvard.edu/~yaz/en/squirrel_fishing.html
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